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Bennett Williamson of the Double Happiness surf blog wrote the following to me last night an email exchange about April 18th’s summation of the Futures of the Internet panel.

I am interested in the question of the internet leveling things vs. the internet having hierarchy, but less politically and more (in a slightly Convergence Culture way) technically. Less interested in the search engines organizing what is supposed to be an “open playing field” and more interested in how our actions/expectations change as ease of information and exposure to a variety of mediums all gets presented through the same browser screen.

Cultural convergences as I understand it typically discusses the intersection between the commercial and amateurism, a popular point of interest for many surf bloggers. I pull it from the quote above if for no other reason than it’s useful to name. Of course, for me, what an artist does with that material in the process of finding it or after seems to be the point at which art happens, an aspect I think many people find confusing simply because there isn’t enough history and discussion about the practice for many viewers to feel comfortable labeling what works for them and what doesn’t.

Adding to Williamson’s comments about the browser, I’d like to begin by noting that medium specificity has always created unique viewer relationships. People experience sculpture differently than painting for example, because there is a different physical and spatial relationship to the object. In many ways these concepts remain the same when viewing art on a computer even if the variables change. So for example, unlike a photograph or a sculpture, a net artist has less control over a viewers interaction with its framing mechanisms. The size of screen or the color of the browser a user choses to view their work in, vary from household to household, and there’s very little an artist can do to customize that experience. Other aspects remain constant — viewers will experience work on a flat screen, images will be always seen at 72 dpi, they will always be framed by a browser, in all likelihood the smallest screen size will be 800 pixels which informs how an artist works.

All of this of course is old hat to designers and net artists, who have been working with this set of problems for a while. However, for those who don’t think about these concerns all that often, it’s worth remarking that a large part of an artist’s web practice — whether they think too much about it or not — is implicitly concerned with image file management and display. In other words, decisions about the size and placement of a jpg or video file are always being made. In this way, I see a lot of aesthetic similarities between net art to collage and photography, because frame, composition, and layering, are always a concern. This of course, doesn’t speak to the element of interactivity or the conceptual concerns of the artist, but since we’re just talking aesthetics here, those topics are beyond the scope of this post.


By the end of this week Art Fag City’s Comic Con Versus The Art Fairs quiz will have either stolen or enriched roughly 40 seconds of over 12,000 people’s lives. Either way, we’re pleased! The test asks readers to identify Comic Con and Art Fair attendees; some of whom we felt looked like they could be either, others who were unmistakably from a particular demographic, and a remaining few weird art celebrity picks with some cross over potential. Probably the most amusing result from this quiz thus far comes in the number of readers who identify Eva and Adele and Jocelyn Wildenstein as video game costume freaks (roughly 45%), and amongst the more surprising, was the 89% reader success rate in identifying the over weight man in front of a bunch of crates as a comic book guy. I would have thought that number would be a lot higher!

A special thanks to Art Fag City, Vulture, GalleyCat, Drawn and Quarterly, Boing Boing, readers for participating in the test.

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Left: Tom Ford perfume advertising campaign, Right: An ad for Tom Ford Sunglasses, now banned in Italy.

Radar reports The Italian Advertising Institute (IAA) has banned the above right ad for Tom Ford Sunglasses, labeling it “sexually implicit”. “[It] goes beyond acceptable limits for advertising aimed at the general public”, says the institute. Meanwhile, the Tom Ford perfume ads in America, some of which appeared in ArtForum earlier this year, and prompted our discussion, have escaped censorship in this country. Since sexually explicit material doesn’t seem to faze the US at all, if Tom Ford really wanted to piss people off he’d consider dreaming up a line of fragrances that smell like Iraqi oil. He can call the line Haliburton, and see how far he gets with that in this country.

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Trevor Paglen speaks with Steven Colbert. Screengrab AFC

Bellwether’s Trevor Paglen spoke to Steven Colbert yesterday night about his new book, “I could tell you, but then you would have to be killed by me”. Best known for Black World, an exhibition of photographs documenting classified military activities, the artist’s latest book brings together patches worn by people who work on top secret programs.

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A patch from Trevor Paglen’s book.

I’m not sure what I expected from these patches, but I’m pretty sure it was something along the lines of abstract symbols, as opposed to the teenage mutant turtle -esque iconography presented. Of course, as Paglen explains, the Green Door referenced above has a long cultural history representing places you can’t go into, so the text and iconography are meant to suggest the job at hand, or as Steven Colbert points out, the porn movie with the same name. The patch is worn by military officers who do something with reconnaissance satellites (spy stuff).

Star Trek geek that I am, the last portion of the interview naturally peaked piqued my interest as Paglen cited a patch featuring an alien with a chain around its neck and a phrase written in Klingon as the one he’d most like to get his hands on. Apparently, this badge is worn by those working in Alien Technology Exploitations, a government supported activity that according to the Internet, actually investigates extra terrestrials. I’m not sure this patch brings up any questions other than, what will the translated text read?, and will the imagery reference the Next Generation aliens, or X-Files?, but either way, I’m interested in having them answered.

Related: My review of Trevor Paglen’s Black World for Flavorpill (I can’t seem to get it from the site, so I’m pasting it below)

Evoking the softly rendered forms characteristic of a Gerhard Richter painting, Trevor Paglen’s photographs of the military-industrial complex are as beautiful as they are mysterious. Appropriately titled Black World, the exhibition documents classified military and intelligence activities with the use of telescopes and high-powered telephoto lenses. The dramatic lighting in shots of airplanes, such as Unmarked 737, lends the work a cinematic edge, whereas Large Hangars and Fuel Storage, and Canyons and Unidentified Vehicle use a traditional landscape sensibility to suggest untold narratives. The works posit both the possible and the unreachable, representing clandestine government operations and the limitations of visual representation. Via: Flavorpill.

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The Young and The Restless, Screengrab AFC

Add this post to the list of possible stories I never imagined would appear on the site. This week on The Young and the Restless Victor Newman and his latest flighting love interest Sabrina have an ongoing art dialog at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum. Given its unlikely placement, the conversation could almost be anything and remain interesting, though surprisingly, the dialog is more informed than I would have guessed. Don’t get me wrong, in true soap opera fashion, the discussion is one cliche after another, but the writers at least did enough research to name the pieces correctly and provide some basic history. They stumble on the background a bit, Sabrina describing the reaction to Jeff Koons in the early 80’s as bewilderment, as opposed to the acclaim he actually received, but maybe with practice, they’ll start getting a few more of these details right. And it looks like they might have a chance to do that, because it looks like Mr. Newman may embark upon a new career of collecting. In case there was any doubt, surely, the migration of contemporary art acquisition practices to mainstream soaps indicates it’s popularity as a past time amongst the rich, and it’s ability to lend a certain amount of sex appeal (eww.)

Naturally, I recommended suffering through the commercials AND the extraneous scenes to get to the art content — after all, why not get caught up on a little Y&R while you’re at it — but I’ve also complied a few quotes from their discussions below, just for fun. Link tip: Saul

Dialog on Jeff Koons’ “Famous Rabbit” and other works (It’s simple)

“Deceptively simple. Almost like Classical sculpture.” Victor Newman

“It’s simple and strong.” Sabrina also on Jeff Koon’s inflatable rabbit.

“Very unusual, very simple,” says Sabrina about The Hulk by Jeff Koons

“To be honest, it’s an acquired taste. One really has to get into it to begin to appreciate it.” Victor Newman on the rabbit.

“Un imagination d’enfant (The imagination of a child)” Victor Newman

“Anger sometimes is really good. A lot of people underestimate their anger, the creative power of anger. I think a lot of artists are basically very angry people and out of that anger comes creation very often” Victor Newman on Triple Hulk, Elvis II

Dialog on Chris Burden’s Urban Light (Make Out!!!!)

“Can you believe he collected all of these for several years?” Sabrina

“He must have had a very large storage unit” replies Victor Newman

“I must say, very imaginative.” Victor Newman

“I guess if this artist has anything to say it’s that one can take the ordinary and turn it into something extraordinary. In other words, sometimes the extraordinary is right before our eyes.” Victor Newman. Cue the make out!

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Zwirner Residence. More interior shots of the dealer’s home at Selldorf Architects. Image copyright Selldorf Architects.

Curbed picked up our story on David Zwirner’s residential development project yesterday soliciting a few more comments from readers than we did over here. A number of the remarks made are by those who harbor fairly negative opinions about the art world, so naturally we find them quite interesting. I’ve reposted a few of our favorites below for your enjoyment.

C. 1 Notwithstanding expensive art and furniture, this room is stark, sterile and suffocating. It just doesn’t invite real people to sit down comfortably to enjoy each other’s company. In fact, it looks like a place where extremely thin, pale-faced, tight-skinned zombies wearing all black Armani and black Prada sunglasses (especially at night) sit and stare at one another for hours without saying a word. Anyone attempting to inject some musical cheer into the atmosphere by playing the piano will have to do it standing up.

C.2 Are we looking at the same space? I think someones jealous.

C.1 Jealous of extremely thin, pale-faced, tight-skinned zombies wearing all black Armani and black Prada sunglasses? I don’t think so.

Are you saying this space welcomes people to sit down and relax? Do those chairs look comfortable? Where do you rest your arms sitting in the four narrow chairs in the middle of the room?

A piano with no stool or bench for the player to sit on means people should look at it, talk about it, appreciate it and guess how much it’s worth, but not play music on it.

This is a place where you snap a photo and move on to the next gallery.

C.3 Awesome Ritchter on the right there. And nice windows

C.4 that’s not Richter, it’s Neo Rauch

As a point of reference, the Neo Rauch in question can be found on the Zwirner website here.

Julie Doiron, No More. Directed by Jon Claytor

Maritime artists sure keep busy. Last night’s surfing activities brought back the music videos Canadian painter Jon Claytor recently directed for Julie Doiron. The two methods of working share a clear connection; his video casting characters and unspoken narratives in the same way that his paintings suggest a story or event. Other work maintains the paintings emotional intimacy, while brilliantly reflecting the music’s deeply personal composition.

For those unfamiliar with the East Coast music scene in Canada, Doiron, was a member of Eric’s Trip, a hugely successful band of the 90’s known for their pop-noise-punk fusion. The group broke up in 1996, but has since reunited on various occasions to play shows together, most notably the 2006 sappy record festival. Neil Rough, a photographer who’s work is frequently featured on this blog, attended said festival and is Doiron’s co-star in the video Me and My Friend, also directed by Claytor.  Doiron and Claytor who first met in Moncton were introduced to Rough while attending Mount Allison University in the mid 90’s.

Julie Doiron, Me and My Friend, Directed by Jon Claytor, Starring Julie Doiron and Neil Rough

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Vincent Van Gogh, Wheatfield with Crows, Via PBS

Anyone who has spent any time at all in art school recognizes the above work from a photo essay in Ways of Seeing by John Berger whereby the author asks the reader to consider the painting on one page, and on the very next tells us to do the same thing with the knowledge that Van Gogh painted the picture the day he killed himself. I was reminded of this essay the other day when I noticed a new post by the now deceased blogger and partner of artist Jeremy Blake, Theresa Duncan. Try reading a piece about ghosts, and the possible lack of dogs in afterlife without connecting the piece to her untimely death. In all likelihood, the story and her suicide have nothing to do with each other, except of course, that she’s no longer alive so we’re now reading what amounts to a message from the dead,  about messages from the dead.

Related: LA Fishbowl on Autopost

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Emmi Salonen

On Friday I wrote a post about buttons I liked quite a bit from the Decorative and Promotional chapters in Badge Button Pin, and today I continue this profile, discussing the remaining sections in the book Packs, Websites and Art. I’ve added a few artists to supplement the book in this post, but don’t think this means I’ll be making any button aficionado claims. Mostly, I just enjoy the medium.

PACKS

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Left: Mark Pawson, Big OpArt Badges, Edition size:500 Right: Mark Pawson, Sushi Badges
(Net artists: Check out Pawson’s great dirt style website)

Admittedly OpArt on buttons doesn’t quite work the way artists such as Bridget Riley had intended, but I like them anyway. The patterning remains compelling, and it’s the kind of thing I’d be happy wearing on my shirt. By contrast, food is the last thing I want on cloths, and yet I still like the sushi buttons. Part of this affinity comes from unexpected subject matter no doubt. I’m still not convinced I’d want to wear these pins, but I still like the idea of owning them. I see a custom made button display device for my mantel in my future.

WEBSITES

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The ipod button above receives props for graphic allure, but I’ve mainly posted it because I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing an accessory who’s only purpose is to advertise said product. As far as I’m concerned, if I’m going to sport a brand logo or identity I should be paid to do so — why help a company sell goods for free? Other than this gripe, the buttons found on this site, though wildly expensive are quite nice. They also happen to be an American company, so unlike the majority of button artists profiled here who are from the UK, these people will be able to ship to most of my readers.

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ProjectButton, Kirk Weppler, Explorations in ASCII Art.

I suspect other artists have also made ascii art buttons, but these are the first I’ve seen. I found the work on ProjectButton, a great online gallery featuring the designs of Internet users. Basically, those who wish to participate submit artwork to the site, which will then be made into buttons and posted on the website. No fee or judging takes place, but artists can send a buck in to cover the cost of their button, and to randomly receive from the collection.

ART

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Ian Wright, Peace Bear, buttons, Image via Ian Wright

I have no real clarity on why those listed in the art section have been placed there (with the exception of Ian Wright[pictured above], who actually has gallery representation,) since the only distinction I can see lies in the fact that even fewer of these people actually have functioning websites. As a supplement to this section, I encourage you to take a look at Michael Bell-Smith’s digital pog collection — not quite buttons, since they are meant to be traded and never become objects — but they at least mimic the shape. Also Paper Rod/Retard Riot has been known to make a button or two. I’m not 100% sold on their art yet, since it gives the outward appearance of being poorly considered but we’ll see how it develops. I really can’t say anything entirely negative about a collective that came up with the button “I hate clocks”. According to previous posts, I obviously don’t wholly agree, but it does hold some resonance with me anytime I’m late.

UPDATE: See also Coudal’s Pinsetter feature.  Spell your name or anything else you might want to see in buttons!

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Image courtesy One Fine Day

Turns out I love buttons. I suppose the charm has something to do nostalgic feelings for late eighties teen fashion, though I haven’t been looking for replicas of my lost Corey Haim pins so much as a clever or well designed nic nak to put on my shirt. I also don’t mind the occasional art work constructed out of buttons (as gimmicky as it sounds), or a special edition book.

Speaking of books, my recent purchase of Badge Button Pin rekindled my interest in the format, and has inspired a post outside the range of gallery art we usually cover here to profile some of the finer buttons found in the publication. Notably, the majority of my favorites were located in the promotion chapter, though some of the artists profiled in the art section weren’t bad either. Every category had at least one button set I liked, so I’ve listed my favorites each below.

DECORATIVE

If the MoMA went so far as to describe Matisse’s paintings as decorative in their Matisse Picasso exhibition of 2003 surely the gallery world moves past the point where the word connotes negative evaluation. Even if we’re not, I’d ask that for the further propagation of world of buttons we work together to get past this.

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Image via Rose and Sadie

Unlike many of the other button makers, Rose and Sadie have an entire website dedicated to their pins as opposed to others who use the surface as one of many means of promotion or periphery art making. I like these buttons for their home made feel, and overall cuteness.

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Image via: Sweetie Pie Press

Sweetie Pie Press provides buttons of uneven quality –many too reliant on pattern — but the above photo documentation can’t be beat. Mixing smooth metalic texture, fur and mimicked wood, these surfaces are nothing short of stunning together.

PROMOTION

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Image via The Nation.

Nike doesn’t appear in this section, so I don’t have to hate it. Not that I necessarily have anything against major corporations, but Nike, would have to give away their earnings for the next decade to make up for all the harm they’ve done. Appealing to my infrequently voiced political opinions on this blog, buttons produced by the Nation are featured in this book. I’m not sure I can claim any extraordinary artfulness to these pins, but the message is important so they are listed.

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Image courtesy One Fine Day

I’ve always been a fan of stripes and psychedelia, so the fact that One Fine Day’s badges are my pick of the lot aren’t much of a surprise when you factor in aesthetic bias. But really, who wouldn’t respond to a black and white button of a zebra standing in a herd of elephants or a mess of Technicolor hair? Certainly not us.

Raymond Pettibon

Recognize this classic? Raymond Pettibon, an artist best known for his comic drawings and captions designed the above logo for Black Flag, an influential hardcore band in the 80’s. Wikipedia hosts a robust entry on the artist, including the background on the band (he was a member from 1976-1978.)

I was reminded of his work earlier this morning when visiting the David Zwirner site; Pettibon’s latest show is currently on display at the gallery. Unfortunately, I haven’t been to see the show yet, but as a hold over I’ve put together a few of my favorite Pettibon album designs.

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Raymond Pettibon, Sonic Youth’s Goo, 1990

I’m not sure if “enjoy” is the right word to describe my feelings towards this album cover; the Canadian in me seeks law and order at all times, but it’s hard not respond the androgynous figures, the suggestion of incestuous relations, and of course, murder. Also, Goo happens to be a great album so there’s at least one other reason to purchase it aside from the art.

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Raymond Pettibon, My War, 1983

Probably my favorite Pettibon covers are those he did for Black Flag. This band seemed to receive work that used color and blacks more aggressively than in some of his other work for bands ( The Minutemen’s Paranoid Time for example.) It matches their style of music perfectly; even if I do find “later” Henry Rollin’s intensely abrasive in his boldness.

The Minute Men

The Minutemen, What Makes a Man Start Fires, 1983

Following Paranoid Time, Pettibon designed one of my favorite covers, What Makes a Man Start Fires, by the Minutemen. Admittedly I’m a sucker for brown and yellow combinations, but the angry child torching a bed surely has universal appeal!

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Raymond Pettibon, Foo Fighers’ One by One, 2002

I hate to end on a sour note, but after twenty years of designing brilliant album covers, Pettibon makes this Jim Dine inspired heart. I suppose if I were to say anything positive about the piece it’s that he managed to match the quality of the band.

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Fresh from the Linzy newsletter, video artist Kalup Linzy announced earlier today the release of his newest single Asshole.  Choice lyrics include asshole, asshole, asshole asshole, and Why do you do this to me? Um, awesome.  Purchase the original or dance version on his website, preview it on myspace.

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In case you’re wondering what the hell I’ve been doing all day, I invite you to take a gander at the five million opening listings for this week on ArtCal, the majority of which I personally uploaded. While you’re there you might also take a minute to admire the the new design, something I have to admit I’ve being doing all day myself. Most importantly I enjoy the new image and text layout, but in addition to the new look I also like their new featured artist section which exposes readers to new art. It’s also nice to see the Culture Pundits network feed, of which I am a part of.

Getting back to press releases, given the number I read on a daily basis, I now have a fairly good idea of the kind of exhibition I tend to remember. Not that anyone ever thinks to ask me about this, but for purely self serving interests, the following is a list of announcement attributes I like to see.

1. Basic listing information

DO:

  • Provide all pertinent show information in the header of your release. Centralize the name of the show, the artists participating (unless it’s a 100 person group show), the start date, the closing date, and reception date at the top of the page.

DON’T:

  • Provide incomplete listing information. Most frequent offender: The closing times aren’t listed or the opening reception time and start date aren’t specified.
  • Don’t thread the basic details of the exhibition throughout the release. It takes a lot of time to find that information, and chances are, for every one press person who you force to read through to find it, you’ll lose five.

2 . Ease of copy and paste-ability to release

DO:

  • My favorite method of receiving information is a release sent in the body of an email, or a link to a web page with complete information. It’s incredibly easy to copy and paste this way.

DON’T:

  • PDF’s are amongst my more loathed file formats. They may print out well, but since this information never leaves the web, they are pretty useless to a person like me. Once copied and pasted, the formating is always lost, which means I then I have to spend time fixing it.
  • Word documents are okay, but also not my favorite format. Embedded images in the document require screen captures if I want to use them though, which is more time consuming, as is anything I have to download (which some, not all, email services require.)
  • Tiffs, png’s and often gifs, tend not to be very useful. Again, unless I can copy an image straight from my browser, I’m usually less than thrilled with it. The more time it takes to prep an image the less happy I am.
  • Unneeded headings actually aren’t that useful. For example, placing the word “when” prior to the exhibition opening time isn’t necessary, and only means I have to copy and paste around it.
  • Don’t embed the text of your press release into an image. It renders the text uncopiable.

3. Images

DO:

  • A simple image no more than 500 pixels wide is perfect for web use.

DON’T:

  • Think big, but not too big. I work on the web, so I don’t need a print ready image. By contrast, I also don’t have much use for 100 x 100 pixel image; images the size of postages stamps are pretty limited in what they can tell you about a show, no matter how artfully they are placed in a press release.
  • Images made up only of the artist and title of a show don’t tell me much about it, and are therefore rather annoying. This kind of advertising might have been acceptable in print, since the cost of a postcard is greatly increased by the number of colors used, but there’s no reason to transport that standard to the web. It will only be redundant in a listing where the event information is filled out elsewhere.

4. The press release itself

DO:

  • Include the basic information first: the title of the exhibition, artist(s) participating, and the underlying concept.
  • Be concise.
  • Limit your release to 500 words. I never read anything longer than that in this form.

DON’T:

  • Fall prey to art bullshit speak. zzzzz

5. Websites

DO:

  • Maintain an up to date and easy to navigate website. If I like what I see in a press release I very often visit a website for additional images, biography, press and caption information. If this information is missing, it often means the difference of an artist being written about or not. More importantly, it’s much harder for curators to find work if it’s not online.

DON’T:

  • Make the mistake of thinking you can’t afford a website.

6. Sweetening the pot

DO:

  • It’s not all that necessary, but addressing any member of the press by name tends to win us over. At least pretend you’ve read a line or two from our blogs.

DON’T:

  • Spell our names wrong. I’m ashamed to say I’ve done it more than once, and nothing discredits you faster.

Look forward to Aft Fag City recommended openings tomorrow!

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Still from Allegro non Troppo. Via: Bruno Bozzetto

Has my love affair with youtube finally wore off? I found myself grumbling today about the poor image quality of Bruno Bozzetto’s, Allegro Non Troppo, something I almost never do since I am usually s0 smitten with the fact that I can see video on the web at all, it rarely occurs to me to complain about it looking shitty, (uncharacteristic of me, I know.) I suspect my annoyance with the pixelation of this video series stems however stems from a particular affinity for the work.

Parodying Disney’s Fantasia, Bozzetto’s full length film employs a less than stellar orchestra (filmed in black and white), a slave animator, and an angry director. Each segment is animated in a different style, the sequence below featuring Ravel’s Bolero, a piece that hypothesizes the beginnings of life were born from a Coke bottle. Narrative aside, the real reason to look at this work is the quality of animation. His inventive creatures are expressive, fluid, and clearly reminiscent of Bosch.

Via: Fantastic Animation

Related: Fantastic Planet

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I know it hasn’t exactly been content city over here, which I have to say bothers me to no end, but unfortunately the need to make money will occasionally slim down reviews. In any case, don’t expect to see too much here until Thursday. I will remind you all however that ROFL! vs. 1.1, (originally inspired by tube time) takes place this Friday at Joe’s Pub. I know I’m probably not the most objective person in the world on this cewebrity gong show event since I have had a hand in its organization, but I personally thought the last one was brilliant. Hoping for a repeat of last month’s success, naturally we brought back artist Marisa Olson and Cintra Wilson to compete. We’ve added a few new players to the mix too though to keep things interesting. A full line up below.

Jakob Lodwick, founder of Vimeo

Peggy Wang of Buzzfeed

Cintra Wilson of Salon and Dregublog

Brett O’Connor of Negatendo

Charles Star of Stay Free!

John Michael Boling and Javier Morales of 53 O’s

Marisa Olson, artist / editor / curator of Rhizome.org and
Nasty Nets

Earl Dax of Scenedowntown

Well, even if it’s fake, I’m proud to announce Art Fag City’s first encounter with hate commenting. Posted in response to ROFL’s lost videos (Venetian Princess’s Tribute to the Pets Lost From Recall - seen above), we wondered with our good friends over at The Reeler if this response was heartfelt or simply dripping with irony. Editor Stu Vanairsdale came through with the winning quote from that conversation saying, “What sap so sympathetic to something so inane would have such a stockpile of acid awaiting us?”  In other words, we’re guessing these words come from the mouth of a wry hipster. Comment gold republished for your reading pleasure below.

“I fail to see the humor in this, or in making fun of people who were only guilty of loving their pets — who were fucking poisoned to death, by the way. VICE Magazine wouldn’t even find that kind of cruel exploitation of people’s grief funny. The song isn’t even that offensive, it’s just a mediocre Broadway-style ballad, what do you expect from YouTube. We can’t ALL be genius artists with mounds of personality like you fucking shut-ins. What passes for art OR humor on this site can suck my left tit. You fucking callous, soulless, Ausberger-syndrome afflicted hipster lemmings. YOU are what make me ROFL. If Clap Your Hands Say Yeah or The Gossip or some Transexual Lesbian Separatist “Womyn’s” Movement Art Theorist with an allergy to wheat and teaches Semiotics at Brown on the side jumped off a bridge, you can bet your scrawny pathetic lock-step artfag asses you wouldn’t hesitate to do the same. I bet the people who find this amusing still think it’s RAD to dress like it’s 1985. You are all dead-eyed dumbasses in the extreme. Now run along and go mingle at the lame-in-the-extreme prerequisite free outdoor concert in Williamsburg, douchebags.” Anya

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Photo via Gothamist

Even Canadians such as myself are not above celebrating American Day, so do bear with us as we try to get over our July 4th hangover. For those who have not yet heard the big news, now dethroned champ Kobayashi was almost disqualified yesterday in Nathan’s hot dog eating match when what looked like puke streamed through his fingers. According to judges, a contestant is only disqualified if chunks hit the table, which of course, is the most scientific means of evaluating a contest I can think of. In any case, Gothamist has the full story, but the long and the short of it is that 23 year old Joey Chestnut won consuming 66 hot dogs, Kobayashi trailing behind at 63.

Art related posting to follow.

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“There is this theory that the mobius, a twist in the fabric of time, where time becomes a loop” Lieutenant Warf. Link

Let me be completely upfront about the above title: It’s misleading. This post has nothing to do with fine art, and everything to do with the fact that I am a Next Generation fan who happens to enjoy youtube mixing. As a fine art blog though, occasionally you have to provide a little content that at least pretends to sit in that world. Tip thanks to Patric King at House of Pretty to pointing me to the above youtube doubler, a site which pairs youtube videos for mashup (to use the word loosely).

Meanwhile, perusing the site also yielded this fine David Hasselhoff cover of Hooked on a Feeling. Enjoy one of the worst videos on the web.

Due to a little much needed AFC HQ summer house cleaning, we’ll be posting about Friday’s ROFL! results, a little later in the day, but boy do we have a jewel video to hold you over with. Stu VanAirsdale, editor of The Reeler (a site for which I frequently contribute), and contestant of ROFL! has been gracious enough to provide one of his rejected videos for the competition for this post. It’s just about the funniest thing I have ever seen. Except of course for what was shown that evening, but more on that later.

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Care to guess whether the picture above was created by a seven year old child, a convict or a mental patient? Radar directed us to a post this afternoon on their site about the Venice Biennale, essentially throwing down the gauntlet to discerning AFC readers. The magazine seems to think this quiz will test your inner Gagosian against your bullshit meter, a statement that in and of itself sets off said meter, but so be it. Personally, out of these three options I guess a mental patient, but who the hell knows. These bold stabs-in-the-dark come from a careful analysis of the signature, which lacks a last name.

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Cities mark Portrait Gallery of Canada deadline

Cities compete for the Portrait Gallery

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The Second Generation: The Millennial Generation Way More Annoying Than Us, Says Gen-Xer

Choice quote from Radar, "Today, when a hip band allows Outback Steakhouse to co-opt one of their most beloved songs, Millennials (those born between 1982-2002) don’t call it selling out. It’s a cogent business decision."

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Rhode Island School of Design | ANNUAL GRADUATE THESIS EXHIBITION 2008

Thanks to a RISD tipster for this: Opens May 20th, closes June 1st. Apparently the school has advertising on MTA city buses that I’ve missed.

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Rhizome Benefit

Honoring artist Lynn Hershman Leeson and del.icio.us founder Joshua Schachter tonight. Don’t miss it!!!

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The Internet on My Lonesome Cowboy

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Nico Nico Animated Gifs: Pink Tentacle

The bird pecking the running stick figure is choice. Via c-monster

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Clementine ‘sisters’ bow out—with no regrets

By October of 1996, they had [raised] the princely sum of $60,000— enough to cover their expenses for the first year. (Now, 12 years later, they have to sell at least $80,000 every month to cover expenses.) Via: Bloggy

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Bronx Museum of the Arts: Programs

1:30-3:30pm – The Brainstormers / GuerrillaGirls. Satiric demonstration in front of the Museum. Picketers representing men (wearing fake moustaches) will protest too many women exhibited at Bronx Museum…

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The Two Percent: Compare

Critic recommendations in walking order. Chelsea only. Looks like Piotr Uklanski at Gagosian is a winner.

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ArtCal - Tribeca / Downtown - KS Art - Noise/Art

Curated by Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth. This show represents the living phenomena of underground noise musicians who work contemporaneously as visual artists and who utilize the ephemera and product of noise music…

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Robert Rauschenberg, Titan of American Art, Is Dead at 82 - New York Times

“PGh0bWw+PG…” previously in the place of this link; technical error, or homage to Rauschenberg? You decide. From the obit. “Anything you do will be an abuse of somebody else’s aesthetics.” says Rauschenberg, “I think you’re born an artist or not. I couldn’t have learned it. And I hope I never do because knowing more only encourages your limitations.”

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art.blogging.la relaunches. The site looks great!

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