Best Link Ever! Snug and Cozy Contraception

by Art Fag City on February 12, 2010 · 17 comments

POST BY PATRICK GANTERT
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Just in time for Valentine’s Day, this week’s Best Link Ever! brings you the Wooldom — a handmade eco-friendly cock-mitten. Made from 100% recycled wool, this product keep private bits warm (but NOT protected!) during any long, cold valentine’s day love-making session. In addition to keeping your lower half heated, Wooldoms come in a tasteful grouping of stripes, olive greens, and ochres perfectly   satisfying any phallus fashionista!  Weiner-warming styles appear after the jump.

wooldom, art fag city
wooldom, art fag city

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  • http://ghostfuk3r.com ghostfuk3r

    Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.

  • http://ghostfuk3r.com ghostfuk3r

    Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.

  • http://ghostfuk3r.com ghostfuk3r

    Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.

  • http://ghostfuk3r.com ghostfuk3r

    Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.

  • http://ghostfuk3r.com ghostfuk3r

    Alas – wool on the neither regions is a fashion and dermatological faux pas. They should be made with the fur of endangered animals encrusted with diamonds and come with a USB adapter to generate heat and power from your laptop and/or portable device (an iphone adapter for this purpose would also be rad). A stretchable fabric to account for climate change (expansion and contraction in the wood) is also essential.

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    weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??

  • http://duermeconlosangeles.com malamapono

    weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??

  • http://duermeconlosangeles.com malamapono

    weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??

  • http://duermeconlosangeles.com malamapono

    weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??

  • http://duermeconlosangeles.com malamapono

    weren’t these marketed at red hot chili peppers shows ??

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    Interesting…I did not know that.

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    Interesting…I did not know that.

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    Interesting…I did not know that.

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    Interesting…I did not know that.

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    Interesting…I did not know that.

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