POST BY PATRICK GANTERT
Giadi de Laurentiis on Everyday Italian
A summer sausage
Mesmerized by olive breasts
Forgot what she made
Everybody loves tits! That’s one of many take home messages from the above haiku, found on this week’s Best Link Ever!, Giada’s Cleavage. The poem also provides a repulsive yet elegant encapsulation of the website’s content and personality: fanboy obsession with the boobs of Giadi de Laurentiis. Host of The Food Network’s Everyday Italian, De Laurentiis has long lacked a website willing to go to such lengths on her behalf. Each entry not only offers the reader a laughably grainy closeup of de Laurentiis’ cleavage with commentary, but links to the recipes run that episode! Obsession has never been so delicious!
