Stupid Email of the Day

by Art Fag City on January 20, 2010 · 24 comments

Email title: QUICK QUESTION FROM PUBLICIST

I was wondering if you cover topics such as art galleries or art shows in NYC, and if I would be able to send you some information regarding one?

Please get back to me at your earliest convenience, thank you.

Best,

[Name redacted]

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  • Marina Galperina

    “Stupid email of the day”? You don’t mean that there’s one of these DAILY?

    Oh noes.

  • Marina Galperina

    “Stupid email of the day”? You don’t mean that there’s one of these DAILY?

    Oh noes.

  • cam

    ha! thanks for that.

  • cam

    ha! thanks for that.

  • http://www.livmoe.com livmoe

    um… so do you cover topics such as art galleries or art shows in new york.. um…..

  • http://www.livmoe.com livmoe

    um… so do you cover topics such as art galleries or art shows in new york.. um…..

  • http://www.livmoe.com livmoe

    um… so do you cover topics such as art galleries or art shows in new york.. um…..

  • gp

    Leave the kid alone…

  • gp

    Leave the kid alone…

  • gp

    Leave the kid alone…

  • ADR

    At least it’s not a British tobacco company asking if you write about cigarettes.

  • dk

    hi publicist, please meet my friend reading. publicist-reading, reading-publicist. i’m sure you 2 will hit it off great!

  • ADR

    At least it’s not a British tobacco company asking if you write about cigarettes.

  • dk

    hi publicist, please meet my friend reading. publicist-reading, reading-publicist. i’m sure you 2 will hit it off great!

  • sally

    “Please get back to me at your earliest convenience…” at least it wasn’t marked as “urgent.”

  • sally

    “Please get back to me at your earliest convenience…” at least it wasn’t marked as “urgent.”

  • http://nicholasknight.net Nick

    Ha! I got the identical email yesterday. I thought, for a second, I was special.

  • http://nicholasknight.net Nick

    Ha! I got the identical email yesterday. I thought, for a second, I was special.

  • http://www.joannemattera.blogspot.com Joanne Mattera

    Here’s my recent best one:

    Hi,

    I run an auto insurance business in Miami. Since you run a blog in Miami, I’d like to ask if you’d be interested in working out an advertising relationship with me.

    It’s pretty simple. All I’d ask for is a blogroll link pointing to my website, [definitely deleted].net, or a blog post with a link to my website from your blog.

    And after the links up, I’ll send you $5 with Paypal. Easy as that. And I’ll also throw in free insurance quotes for you! ;o)

    Thanks for your time, and let me know if you’re interested!
    -Ron

    Whoa, five bucks. And so much for market research: I don’t have a Miami website.

  • http://www.joannemattera.blogspot.com Joanne Mattera

    Here’s my recent best one:

    Hi,

    I run an auto insurance business in Miami. Since you run a blog in Miami, I’d like to ask if you’d be interested in working out an advertising relationship with me.

    It’s pretty simple. All I’d ask for is a blogroll link pointing to my website, [definitely deleted].net, or a blog post with a link to my website from your blog.

    And after the links up, I’ll send you $5 with Paypal. Easy as that. And I’ll also throw in free insurance quotes for you! ;o)

    Thanks for your time, and let me know if you’re interested!
    -Ron

    Whoa, five bucks. And so much for market research: I don’t have a Miami website.

  • http://www.joannemattera.blogspot.com Joanne Mattera

    Here’s my recent best one:

    Hi,

    I run an auto insurance business in Miami. Since you run a blog in Miami, I’d like to ask if you’d be interested in working out an advertising relationship with me.

    It’s pretty simple. All I’d ask for is a blogroll link pointing to my website, [definitely deleted].net, or a blog post with a link to my website from your blog.

    And after the links up, I’ll send you $5 with Paypal. Easy as that. And I’ll also throw in free insurance quotes for you! ;o)

    Thanks for your time, and let me know if you’re interested!
    -Ron

    Whoa, five bucks. And so much for market research: I don’t have a Miami website.

  • http://danielalbrigo.com daniel albrigo

    fail

  • http://danielalbrigo.com daniel albrigo

    fail

  • http://danielalbrigo.com daniel albrigo

    fail

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