Why Art Lectures Don’t Work as Ringtones

by Art Fag City on November 3, 2009 · 14 comments

POST BY PADDY JOHNSON

Bekman Final – Jen Bekman(2)
Found at Jen Bekman(2) on KOhit.net

No offense to gallerist and entrepreneur Jen Bekman, but I don’t want her lecture on why I shouldn’t be afraid to buy art in Chelsea as my ringtone. There are a number of reasons for this, but the only one that matters is effectiveness: What are the chances Ms. Bekman’s lecture will cut through the noise of a party? Would people hear the ring on the street? If a phone owner accidentally leaves their cell on in a meeting and it rings, will people mistake the tone for fucking off at the computer? I’m quite sure Bekman has no control over the number of bad ideas her work seems to inspire on the web (I’m not even going to get into the number of icky “art” edition websites out there), but this recent permutation makes one point clear: The more Internet famous you are, the more annoying forms your spam will take.

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  • otto

    oh. my.

  • otto

    oh. my.

  • http://seancapone.com Sean

    Confused.

  • http://seancapone.com Sean

    Confused.

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    Wait, what’s confusing?

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    Wait, what’s confusing?

  • http://ghostfuk3r.com ghostfuk3r

    The least they could do is auto-tune ;)

    And by the way – 129 downloaders disagree with you AFC!

  • http://ghostfuk3r.com ghostfuk3r

    The least they could do is auto-tune ;)

    And by the way – 129 downloaders disagree with you AFC!

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    God, how is that possible?

  • http://www.artfagcity.com Art Fag City

    God, how is that possible?

  • http://www.personism.com Jen Bekman

    How IS that possible. Bizarro-land, for sure.

  • http://www.personism.com Jen Bekman

    How IS that possible. Bizarro-land, for sure.

  • http://www.ringtones.co.za Jessica @ Free ringtone downlo

    I have no idea why you would want an art lecturer, any lecturer, on your phone as a ringtone. If I were to use mine it only make me go to sleep or give me a headache!

  • http://www.ringtones.co.za Jessica @ Free ringtone download

    I have no idea why you would want an art lecturer, any lecturer, on your phone as a ringtone. If I were to use mine it only make me go to sleep or give me a headache!

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