POST BY KAREN ARCHEY

Damien Hirst and Sarah Jessica Parker gif courtesy Paddy Johnson
We’ve received a couple reports about casting calls for Bravo’s Untitled Art Project, and they aren’t good. Not that it comes as a surprise that show business seeks out contentious, conventionally attractive people, but rumor has it that execs at Magical Elves casting company are interested in fire-starting, camera darling hipsters rather than actual artistic talent.
We have no idea how much credence to give these reports, but as a potential help to the casters at Magical Elves, AFC headquarters came up with the perfect contestant for Untitled Art Project: the future love child of contemporary art tycoon Damien Hirst and their own charming Sarah Jessica Parker. We guess the baby would have to grow up impossibly fast to make the casting call, but we assume Magical Elves can help with that.
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