Rejected YouTube Videos Still Loved

by Art Fag City on March 26, 2007 · 6 comments Events

Yesterday I had to submit the videos I would be using in the New York Underground Film Festival’s Tube Time competition, which means I have about 10 close contenders that were eliminated from my cue for reasons that generally had to do with how much applause I thought the video might win me as opposed to its actual value as a video. I’ve list a few below I loathed to eliminate.

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Shrimp on a treadmill. The need to exercise escapes none of us.

 

 

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Vince Carter’s “Best Dunk Ever” to the tune of Geto Boys “Damn It Feels Good to Be A Gangsta.” I’m particilarly fond of the following lyrical sequence paired with his feat of athleticism.

Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin cocksuckin prankstas
When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

 

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The Fonz educates kids on how to avoid molestation. There’s a lot of penis talk in this video, which I of course find pretty amusing.

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  • http://www.restlus.com Kurt

    The Geto Boys plus the auctioneer-rap Declaration of Independence above — played at the same time — is pretty good.

    But the Vince video has me confused — is he the reviled pranksta, or the gansta?

    (Thanks for the Bootzilla video too…)

  • http://www.restlus.com Kurt

    The Geto Boys plus the auctioneer-rap Declaration of Independence above — played at the same time — is pretty good.

    But the Vince video has me confused — is he the reviled pranksta, or the gansta?

    (Thanks for the Bootzilla video too…)

  • http://www.restlus.com Kurt

    The Geto Boys plus the auctioneer-rap Declaration of Independence above — played at the same time — is pretty good.

    But the Vince video has me confused — is he the reviled pranksta, or the gansta?

    (Thanks for the Bootzilla video too…)

  • Art Fag City

    Yeah, I didn’t know if anyone would get the Vince video, so it got axed. I mean it’s not much more than mad skill matched with ridiculous rhymes. I guess that makes him gangsta?

  • Art Fag City

    Yeah, I didn’t know if anyone would get the Vince video, so it got axed. I mean it’s not much more than mad skill matched with ridiculous rhymes. I guess that makes him gangsta?

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